“Thats Mikeys Dumbass”
So like I got fckin woken up by my mom at effin 6:07 for summer school, so I took and shower and shits and got dressed then like left at about 7:09. Picked up Cristian and Phillip haha then went to school on effin 45th st west when i live on 20th street east. Gas aint cheap nigga LOL. So like we went there and made fun of darell as usual and shiiet haha cus hes a loner and he follows us. then cristians all like “im bout to leave” and phillips all like “why” and im like “freal? ” and christians all like “yeah im fckin tired and i hate this school” so i kept saying nah nah i dont wanna go i needa stay here to pass , but then outta nowhere i was like “you know what lets go” LOL so everyones all like where you going and we were like home LOL so we walked all the way to wal mart but we took like effin streets and short cus through deserts and shit so we dont get caught by like a teacher or my mom who was like 5 blocks away fishing LOOL so we got to wal mart about 9 and i was playing the sonic demo haha and like we went to the movies with didnt open till about 10 so we went to pharmacy where it dont open till like effin 11 so like we see a huge ass praying mantis and i throw a rock at it and phillip throws a lil one and it hits it and like broke its wing LOL so then christian gets like an army of rocks and throw em all at the thing and he misses LOL so phillip gets a huge ass stone and crushes it and then picked up the damn bug so me and cristian ran for like 5 min straight so he dont catch us and we hid in the k swiss store LOL then we left to the movies which had like effin 3 cars so we walked wolverine for like 30 min then left and there were like 3398 cars now haha so we went to pharmacy and we all bought boards then its 12 so school out then im like hahha we made it we didint get caught, then my mom calls and says “why werent you at school today”…..